Yeah, sorry. Not getting the John Legend snark either. Cosmopolitan asked him the silly questions to begin with, it's not like he goes around proclaiming women to be dumb or smart.

Glazed donuts!

Monica Bellucci? Nah ... Monica Bellucci would make a good villain. Frida Pinto, Morena Baccarin, and Mila Kunis.

Lame.

You know ... I was picturing something more like this. That actually still looks like a cat.

The times when I go to McDonald's are the times when it's really late and I'm drunk or I'm so hungover I can barely stand. I don't want to have a conversation. I just want an effin' burger.

It's too bad that Messalla is like barely a character at all so it doesn't even matter who plays him.

I always said Cress-SEE-duh in my head.

Out of Sight is one of my all-time favorite movies ever. It was only a couple years ago that I read the book, and I've since read more Leonard. I loved the mechanics of his style — evocative, but retaining simplicity and practicality.

I don't know about Jamie Campbell whoever, but we definitely like Robert Sheehan.

This wins all the prizes!

Oh God, thank you. I could not stand it. It was so completely bizarre and out of place. This is a good takedown of it:

What article is this? For the life of me I can't find it. I'd really like to see what it says.

God. I remember when I couldn't tell Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez apart, but now it's perfectly clear. Lovato got the short end of the stick.

Sorry, but seriously, take a chill pill. There is no conflict here. There is just you going after somebody who used to do a racist thing, realized it, and stopped doing it.

I once served Zach Gilford and Kiele Sanchez at a restaurant — they were very gracious and reeeeaaaally good looking. Solid couple. I ran into the kitchen and I was like, "The girl everyone hated on Lost and the guy from the Taylor Swift music video are here!!" and nobody had any fuckin' clue what I was blabbering…

I believe the scientific term is "moose knuckles."

Sheesh, those guys sound like jerks!

Seriously, shut the fuck up and take your weird moot point somewhere else. It's not about yoooouuuuu.

No, it's actually saved me a lot of money because I use the same product as a hair conditioner. What I do is, I buy a little travel spray bottle and do it in the shower. Two sprays for each underarm and maybe three for legs ... and one spray for the ends of my hair as soon as I get out of the shower. Surprisingly…