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Aw, I disagree. I think she looks adorable.

This is such a boring comment. Why did you even write this? What possible meaningful contribution does this have?

HA. Thanks for this.

You mean "Dance With My Father." Dreams of My Father is the name of Barack Obama's memoir. Doesn't anybody edit this site anymore?

This. Thank you. The "other woman" isn't exactly blameless. Clearly she isn't the only person to blame, but as a woman, you just don't fuck with other women's men. That's just not a thing you do because that will come back and bite you in the ass. You might as well broadcast to the world that you haven't got a shred

Oh, Lauren Hutton. I knew there was a reason I adored you other than the fact that you go motorcycle racing and have gap teeth.

So. Awkward.

Wow, thank you for this tip!!

Are you fucking serious? REALLY? REALLY, VOGUE? YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE PERSON SAY "OH WAIT, THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA." REALLY?!?!

Amy Adams will surprise you; she's surprised me in every role she's done. I'll admit she wasn't my first choice — Michelle Monaghan was my first.

This story is so heartbreaking.

Miso soup! Lots of it. The salt in it helps you retain water. Most of being hungover is dehydration anyway.

You mean "pastured" eggs, not "pasturized" eggs — totally different thing.

"When people around here are set in their ways, they are not too adamant to change." Is this a sentence? Doesn't he mean "amenable" or, to dumb it down a little, "open"?

My cursive is horrible! My printing isn't much better, but at least it's legible. With cursive I'm liable to add an extra loop or five, and have to scratch out the whole thing.

Blah blah blah. No, your experience doesn't count here. Way to make it about something that the article isn't about.

I thought your question was idiotic. But it doesn't mean that you should stop asking. There's nothing wrong with finding someone's non-physical (or even physical) qualities attractive, and it annoys me that some people (like you) think there might be. It's okay to think someone is attractive or even talk about it.

This is such a stupid comment. Clearly the point is that John Legend is more attractive due to his feminist perspective. It's okay to say that someone is attractive, you know. Even if they're women.

Er ... why ... is this ... ? Never mind.

I'm a first-time kitty owner (I've historically always owned dogs) so it's been a (delightful) education. I'm still sorting out how to read the little furball. Luckily, he's a super-nice, affectionate creature who purrs ALL THE TIME.