#COTD

What is "pregnancy nose"?

I bet you're white, aren't you?

Wow, that's one of the weirdest stories I've ever read.

This, I completely disagree with. A vegetarian has no business in a place called Al's Beef. That's just ridiculous.

My favorite review is a 1-star review given by a vegetarian at a place called Al's Beef. Some people are such special snowflakes.

Yeah I'm pretty disappointed. She seemed so cool and smart.

No, an all-white rendition of The Color Purple is not funny.

I liked to say that the distance between Katie Holmes's acting ability and Maggie Gyllenhaal's was greater than the distance to Mars.

What the fuck is he wearing and WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS HAIR? (everything)