I really have little input on Donald’s marriages, but I can say that Marla is one of the nicest celebrity-type people I assisted at my last job. This was a few years ago, but she was just chatting happily about being on her way to her daughter’s college graduation, bummed because her data plan was running out, etc. If…

Well I’m certainly not typing from the afterlife.

My IRC chat style was defined by using ` instead of a standard ‘. So it was like, “hey what`s up?? did y`all see hanson`s newest people interview?!?”

I made the mistake of enlisting but luckily was grievously injured early in BCT and got a medical discharge. 👍 Hoorah

When I was a wee Dolly, I thought it would be helpful to bathe my pet frogs...in the bathtub...with hot water.

This gives me hope for the future. Both of my stepkids (16 and 17) support Trump and I just want to shake them until their teeth rattle out. THE TEETH THAT OBAMACARE HELPED STRAIGHTEN!

I’m sorry but that made me laugh so hard! Fictional incest baby...

I won the essay contest, too. 😂 Good times.

Such a good, good host boy

I’m so sorry. That’s unspeakably terrible. :(

Me, either. I’m a tall woman, always have been, and not whip slim. I was smart and socially awkward and wore hand-me-down clothes, got along far better with teachers and parents than my peers. I probably smelled like cats from our house, even though I tried to always, always be as clean as possible. I was a bully’s…

Sometimes, the kids damn well deserve it. Many parents are so righteous about nobody else disciplining or saying a cross word to their precious snowflake that some children believe they’re untouchable. They do whatever they want, they respect no authority, they simply don’t care about anyone but themselves. And social…

I hope every goddamned person that bullied Bethany dreams about her crooked smile every night for the rest of their lives.

I was bullied mercilessly in school. It was...awful. I’m so glad that I was pretty much done with school before social media was a thing, or else I probably would’ve been in a similar situation. The worst that happened online is a guy from school spent the summer chatting with me on AIM and then turned out it was a…

I was just thinking yesterday that even though I don’t like Michael, I’m happy for Jane because she’s happy. 😂

Hopefully, they approach him with a little more...uhm...finesse than DG.

Samesies.

YAS. I was always #TeamRaf.

I could barely stand the parts with Yi Tien Cho.

Yes, book 3 is sooo packed. I’ll be interested in how they manage it.