We did it. “No. Sorry, not driving the baby all over everywhere. You know where we live, feel free to come up.” We do visit each side in December, but Christmas day is in the Lizard house. There was a moderate amount of wail and flail, but whatever I’m a mom I’m used to it.

Yep. Started Lexapro this year and BOY HOWDY are my days better. I always figured I didn’t need anything because I was capable of getting out of bed, going to work, public speaking, etc. But now I can do those things without my heart constantly racing and my brain constantly worrying things into the ground.

thanks for the kind words! and it’s a legit point you made; people shouldn’t be constrained by a character limit. our wrists can handle an extra 140 characters

I’m not sure Chuck understands how the economy works. When you spend money on booze, women, and movies, it tends to get spent again, often quickly, by people that have jobs in booze, women, and movies, then again, then again. This is actually good!

I would just like to share the greatest uniform ever.

Apparently, we will replace these assholes.

I was reading my son his bedtime story, and this time I was the one that was stalling because I was dreading checking in on the results. When I the great news, I called my son downstairs for a chocolate milk celebration. Tonight we celebrate; tomorrow we get back to work.

I’m part of a group working to flip state house seats in our southern red state. Pleased to announce that the two races we were working on both flipped to Dems! One beat a Republican with a war chest ten times the average and the other beat 3 Republican on the ballot with more than 50% so there won’t be a runoff! So…

For the two positions on my ballot where it was Republican or bust, I wrote in the ghosts of RFK and Robert Anton Wilson. Was it a worthless gesture of petty spite? Sure was. Did I enjoy doing it anyway? Sure did.

Yeah, I know that politics aren’t unlikely, but it would be an interesting twist if this whole thing was over some “you built your new fence 2 inches onto my property and won’t re-do it” kind of neighbor drama.

Rugby player here. The haka is terrifying to watch. The only thing more terrifying is to play a team full of Islanders. Imagine a game where 11/15 of the players on the other team are built like defensive backs (6'2", 225), 2/15 are built like running backs (6'0", 200) and can run a 4.7 40, and 2/15 are built like…

Fiji Bati, the Fijian side take a somewhat different path, singing a hymn before their game against USA

She might. We don’t know her life.

Donny, bubbie, you’re the fucking President. You’re the one you are yelling at to “DO SOMETHING”. Sooooo, DO SOMETHING, or shut the fuck up.

My apologies in advance for the caps

I say it to my kids when I’m tired of being momed

How has no one mentioned Heavy Boobs? It is literally my life’s theme song.

Oops, I caught a Nazi!

If you’re counting Mighty Ducks, I’m disappointed Goon isn’t on there.

HOLY FUCK is someone FINALLY styling ‘80s hair correctly on set?? They usually go to 85% then chicken out the rest of the way. Or maybe stylists are too young to have firsthand experience?