the fact that 21%essentially don’t really believe in facts about the Holocaust is frankly terrifying. Both in the antisemitic subtext and the obvious fact that a huge swath of the country are fucking morons

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.

Man, I’d pay money to see Joanna stick one of those in a house on the show.

it’s crazy how easy it is to get pregnant when you don’t want it and how hard it is to get pregnant when you do want it

I also rewatched and can say that there were more laughs per minute for me in the Janet and Jason get married episode than any other. D’Arcy is a GEM!

I said “carhole” in front of my realtor (it became a household word after reading McMansion Hell) and she literally did not know what I meant. “We really don’t need 3 car holes.” “I’m... sorry?”

I think that Moss’s performance is worthy of an Emmy, I do, but yeah...If we’re stacking her up against Russell, then Russell wins in my book. They both disappear into their roles and, to me, it seems like Russell’s role is much harder and emotionally complex. But do FX shows generally win prestigious awards?…

Catalina should be coming home sometime in the next month. She’s officially not receiving any care other than her CPAP and encouraging oral feedings, so the doctor said she can get home care for a couple months. We’re now arranging things with the insurance company.

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

Morning after binge drinking liquid shits. The kind that are just cheap whiskey and 2 am Taco Bell.

Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

I can’t believe that my roommate who I met because of Jezebel is on Jezebel.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

Pretty fun to read Sharapova going on about how big and strong Serena is in person considering Sharapova has 5 inches on Serena.

Also in Iceland it pisses off the trolls and fairies, and they do not take that shit lightly there.

As someone trying to rebuild a career after 8 years, do whatever you can to make it work. My industry (marketing) changed due to social media, which, coupled with losing my network in an interstate move, means I’m starting from scratch. I basically never recommend being a SAHM, especially if you enjoy your job/career.…

If you lived in the city you wouldn’t hate corner stores. You’d know the folk who work there. You’d be able to ask them to stock products you want to buy. You’d drop in on the regular for a host of items. Your dog, like mine, would get a treat every time you do. In fact, your dog would want try to drag you in every…

Yeah but they were city years.

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…