All the same. I taught Shakespeare in grad school and the first words out of everyone’s mouth when I told them what I did were “Oh, you don’t look like a Shakespeare scholar.”

When I call a judge’s chambers or opposing counsel to set up a hearing or mediation and get asked “So what’s *his* name/email/number?” “Who?” “The attorney handling this matter.”

I also don't think Joan dresses provocative at work. She has a large chest but that's nature. I don't ever recall her showing tons of cleavage and she's always behaved quite professional so I'm not sure why Peggy tried shaming her.

SPOILER ALERT: in the final episode, they all form the Symbionese Liberation Army and Sally robs a bank.

It's not free if you give it to me.

Damn Becca, that story was Texas as fuck. The only thing missing was some BBQ.

I am popcorn Santa! Thank you for spreading my message. May you all have free boxes of popcorn, forever.

Me during the popcorn story

Obese babies, you say?

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

I think he can “tell” they’re using EBT cards by their skin color..

“I have seen people purchasing filet mignons and crab legs with their EBT cards,” he said. “When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

List of approved items;

UGH being on SNAP sounds so awesome. I gotta get me some of that.

Having a fish meal three times a week can help naturally lower your cholesterol. And for pop and snacks- really? Just because you need assistance, you should be eating gruel? Fucking asshole.

The best was when she claimed she had a hysterectomy and then had a surprise kid a few months later.

I suspect in time that will be my sister. She’s been claiming she has cancer on and off for years. Luckily, she never fully commits and is too vain to ever shave her hair off. But she’s been making shit up for attention as long as I can remember. My parents never believed me, even now my Mom will still fall for it.…

I had an abusive ex boyfriend who tried to win me back by lying about having cancer. It was really, really hard for me to come to the conclusion he was lying, because I couldn’t imagine anyone would ever do that. It still makes my mouth drop. My family has been devastated by cancer more than once, and this shit makes…

I don’t get this at all! What is the point of doing this? You know you are going to end up getting caught!