If I forget about a half used bottle of water and it gets hot, I will always pour the rest into the dog's water bowl.

I feel your pain. The other day I yelled at my husband for pouring out half of a Dasni. That shit isn't cheap. "It's been sitting here for days" he said. "You could at least give it to the dogs!" I yelled. He continued pouring.

I once had someone ask me and my friends to stop singing along at a Springsteen show.

There is literally nothing in this world worse than blurry instagram video of live musical performances.

As a healthcare provider serving in Virginia, this is no surprise to me. I have never seen a "legal" forced sterilization but I've seen some "Mississippi appendectomies" where a patient was essentially given a sterilization without her informed consent. Every single patient with this story has been a woman of color.

when I hear about women who have been with men that won't eat them, it makes me sad. I haven't been woth many men (married at 25), but every dude I've been with has been happy to go down to town. Maybe it's luck, or because I was picky, but I agree we should be as picky as we want.

He's easy on the eyes, but I don't find this guy particularly dynamic. I'd rather see Aasif Mandvi take the seat. Or Jay Smooth.

Mine too. And every once in awhile, he'll put them away and they're all in the wrong spot so my only conclusion is that he pays zero attention when he's getting a dish to use. Every time. For over a year.

A kid who was late to my class once said that he was helping someone out of a burning building. I laughed and told him to take a seat. You have to begrudgingly admire someone with the chutzpah to try to pull off such a dumb and blatantly made up excuse.

One time a boy I liked in high school told me he couldn't hang out with me because he had just gotten his hair cut. I texted him about hanging out in the early afternoon, inviting him to hang out with me and my friends that night (I think I texted him at 2 PMish to ask if he wanted to chill at 7 PMish). He told me he…

I know several people who consider themselves "very famous" whom no one has ever heard of. I suspect this doll may be one of those. I smell delusion.

Hahaha, my Dad would be like, "God, Implications probably just got lost again. Do you know that one time she spent four hours trying to get to our city's giant convention center? It's a 25 minute drive for our house, and she drove around the city for four hours before giving up and coming home. I'm sure she was…

Actually its the Police's job to question the victim find out what happened and reach out to anyone they can for more information. If the victim told the police that it happened in an Uber the police should have reached out to Uber.

It was to get attention from her boyfriend. I'm sure she had other issues, but that was the primary justification she gave.

Did anyone ever figure out why she did it? Like what was the motivation? Did she want some excitement, to get away from someone?...

I know that the city went after her for some of the money spent on the search. I can't recall if there were charges filed.

did the possibility of her facing charges ever come up?

My dad would say, "Oh, yeah. My daughter would definitely allow someone to kidnap her. Typical Kurtney."

A white woman faked her own kidnapping and didn't blame a black guy? The headline image is the face of progress.

$8,500? $8,500!