No, that would be a $4.70 tip on a $23 tab. Math is your friend, don't push it away!

How much does it suck when you have 3-4 tables in one room and then one other table across the damn restaurant because someone wanted to sit by the window? The worst?

Don't you dare insult Clinton Kelly in this house.

Someone got stabbed after a Chris Brown show.

I have just spent the summer being that girl (I'm 22, so I'm a bit more forthright about telling people where they can and cant sit but still). I worked in a 97 table (about 360 covers) restaurant, riverside location with a very narrow terrace out front - like one row of 20 or so 2 tops. It was Hell with tourists. One…

From what I've seen, they also close off different sections when it's slow so they don't have to keep cleaning them. If there's 3 distinct sections and just one waiter working during a slow period, it makes more sense to just seat pepole at tables in that one section and only have to clean up that one section. They…

They didn't know. This a highly contagious disease whose carriers tend to present as healthy. See also Typhoid Mary.

Germ isn't really a cutesy word; it's a synonym for microbe, bacterium, etc. When speaking to a large group of people with varied educational backgrounds and language abilities, it is usually best to stick with words they are going to be familiar with rather than confusing them or scaring them.

Can you be a carrier of TB and never actually show signs of it?

Roseanne was the very first mom on TV that looked anything like my mom and I loved that. They even had some of the same mannerisms which cracked me up. I told my mom this one time and she looked at me, grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground and then blared "Ohhhhh say can you see..." before erupting into cackling…

Where they commiserated about having to "learn" bone headed men something.

I'm a white woman but I always loved watching their egalitarian family growing up. Both of my parents had working class jobs and split household/parenting duties. Watching the Huxtables was like watching the educated, upper-middle class version of my parents, which is what I wanted to be! Love taking a moment now to…

"Derp derp girl on girl movies, derp turning them queermosexual, derp derp derp!"

In Roger Ebert's review for Shoot Em' Up, he wrote: "I may disapprove of a movie for going too far, and yet have a sneaky regard for a movie that goes much, much farther than merely too far."

If there's one kind of comment I hate more than any other kind of comment, it's, "Whoa, I find this difficult to believe! My lack of awareness of a well-documented phenomenon that happens with depressing regularity actually constitutes evidence that this didn't happen! Are you trying to tell me that people do…

For recording artists, it depends. A lot of indie labels aren't able to offer benefits, because they have no money. Some of the major labels work it into musicians' contracts. And then there are also musician unions (i.e. AFM) who have gotten it together to make some health insurance options for their members.

I would have much preferred leading off with "KANYE IS FINE" and then an explanation.

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1993.