There are going to be a lot of people with egg on their face when he tests positive for watermelon soda.

That poor kid's body was left in the street to show the other community members who's in charge. Intimidation and domination.

The stories diverge because the police are trying to cover up what actually happened. This is why I firmly believe there is no such thing as a good cop. Show me a "good" cop and I will show you a cop who keeps his/her much shout to protect colleagues. This ridiculous police culture has to end.

Exactly. I heard some woman on the radio talking about how she speaks to her very young kids (like preschool age) about sex in a really matter-of-fact way and it never occurred to me that a little kid could just accept it as part of life. You have a vulva just like you have ten toes, etc. I liked her plan.

15 minutes?

14 minutes and 38 seconds of indecision over which of the hundreds of millions of links to click first.

Within 15 Minutes? Did they stop and get a carwash inbetween firing up Google and searching "Gang Bang"

Your problem is that you need to hire more wizards, then the stamps will be perfect.

More nerd stamps. When the post office came out with the Marvel/DC comics stamps I bought a TON of them. And yes, I used them on Christmas cards with Batman on them because
1: Batman and Christmas together is hilarious and
2: fuck it, I still love sending things in the mail.

It isn't about the genetics. She was part of causing this child to exist. This child would not exist if she and her husband hadn't contracted for it. So she is absolutely as responsible for it.

She is responsible for this child being created. As a mom by adoption, I can assure you motherhood is not limited to biology. If Sherry had no emotional investment in this child, she should not have been party to the surrogacy in any way. Did her husband hire a surrogate without her knowledge? If she is worried about…

People don't go through the arduous (and expensive) process of using an egg/sperm donor and surrogate because they're indifferent to parenthood. That's an awful lot of trouble to go to.

If contracting the services of an egg donor and surrogate are a sign of not really wanting a child... I don't even know what to say to you.

Aww, you told him about eggs! I was enjoying watching him not realize where half of the genetic material comes from. Just jerk off into a synthetic uterus: InstaBaby!

Women will still be necessary (unless you can get eggs from somewhere else), but pregnancy will not. Hallelujah! Thank you, science!

If you get stuck with the title "biodad" rather than "dad", "father", "stepdad","adoptive dad", "guardian" or whatever, chances are that you're in the running for world's lamest parent.

Who's the child's mother, then?

They will if she's on the agreement. And they should.

*Now* it's complicated? Shit, what was it before?