there's definitely some otter in there somewhere, right?

Yes, when I started buying the wee ones, I noticed a real improvement in the flavor/lack of bitterness in general. Same with cucumbers, if you buy smaller ones (garden variety american, not the british ones, which are lovely any way you serve but expensive in my neck of the woods) you don't have to skin them.

Hey, I knew a girl in HS that used sun-in on her pubes! I was like GIRL YOU CRAZY and she told me all about it but refused to let me see her clown bush. What is the point of telling a story like that and not sharing the results?!

what was it about the 80s that made people want to dress their children like miniature 40 year olds working on wall street? My fave 80s outfit was a vest. I looked like a tiny stockbroker.

GIT IT GRRRL. That bread looks amazing!! Mine never rose more than a paltry amount, most looked more like naan or pita than anything resembling a boule. I will probably try again eventually. The waffles I made with starter were pretty amazing, now that you mention it.

That actually sounds pretty amazing. I use coleslaw mix a lot in stir fry, as well as the broccoli slaw. Both also work for okonomiyaki.

Finally, someone else who tripped balls on that stuff! No one warned me that hallucinations were a side effect. I saw my dentist turn into the motherfucking devil. I didn't care that much about it at the time ('cause of gas, obvs) but that visual stayed with me.

I didn't know one has to thoroughly rinse preserved lemon before using. Ruined a 3 hour tagine, served pizza to my supper club. The tagine itself even retained the saltiness, I swear, and I have to remind myself to go easy on the salt because it can and will season itself.

I gave up about 6 months in, I simply do not have the patience to feed and foster a starter and consistently turn out hunks of rock that resemble bread. I can do so many other kinds of bread and pastry but sourdough is my waterloo. Part of me believes no one can do it. Gif is relevant.

Hey, I posted about a 'stache burn, too! It has to be one of the most humiliating beauty disasters. Like a giant red flashing arrow to your insecurities.

I would forgive that man for a terrible bang-trim. You are both adorable!

OH MY GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS. This thought had never occurred to me before! Thank you!

I come from hirsute hispanic stock, but the kind where we bleach out mustaches, not wax them (my mother has since changed her tune, but this was in 1996). I think my older sister was already waxing, maybe in secret? But I was not, I was in 6th grade and using mother-approved jolen creme bleach to turn my black…

They are not worth it. I read the first one because I felt like I had to (everyone around me was reading it) and it is just awful. This quality of writing, that you see above, preposterous plot, wretched awful badness.

WHOA That valedictorian comment took the wind right out of me. Awful!

Have you reached out to yours and gotten his side? Did he cut you off too?

That's true, but all the kids are almost to the day 2 years apart.

You are stunning!

This post is especially interesting to me as I have a brother in law who has cut off all contact from his mother (my mother in law) and his father (my now late father in law).

It isn't even MC Lyte's shade that makes this whole post, my darling — though it is superb — it is your analysis of her shade. Delicious!