Pierogi making really is all about sisterhood, determination, and teamwork. Cabbage rolls... well, the aftermath of cabbage rolls... compassion, humility, tolerance. Of farts. Tolerance of farts.

Now I'm imagining an old-timey radio ad:

argh mine too! We have actually gotten into real arguments over this exact subject. WTF. I'm still not 100% convinced he's not just fucking with me.

My parents use a baby gate to corral the dogs into certain parts of the house. When I was a kid, I used to jump it like a hurdle. One Saturday morning, when I was about 13, my dad was bringing groceries in and asked me for help. I ran from the back of the house, jumped the gate, landed on a box of diet cokes,…

Wait... whats wrong with the way she pronounces ricotta?! She speaks Italian!

MOAR STORIES PLZZZ

I meant Louisiana not Los Angeles :)

Yeah I was thinking, AL? I can stop in with my folks in LA. But I'm pretty sure this is in AR.

That's Arkansas. I promise you.

you mean Arkansas, right? Or is Bentonville AL so small I literally have not heard of it?

oooh I bet her SO was pissed. To escape that ire, I suggest one enlist.

I have a friend dating a trust fund guy ( cannot say kid in good faith because he is in his 30s) and this aspect — not working, just living off of the wealth — is the biggest turn off for me. I mean, he's cut, he's relatively nice and thoughtful, he has like 6 degrees, but he's basically living on an allowance his…

Or maybe she slipped? In the mist?

oh thank you! I was horrified at the thought.

How does that happen?!! Were there signs, growing up?

Had to run down here to say: MAPLE SYRUP URINE DISEASE?! I cannot even click on the link, that sounds so awful. What. The. Fuck.

flawless execution

omg this gif is priceless! What a creeper!

Meryl Streep's latest role on screen is literally playing a hag witch, I mean, this dude is so out of touch. GRANTED, it is Into The Woods, but seriously? Not tomato-tomahto. Tomato-pin cushion.