I was talking about this recently with my introverted husband, and we struck upon this: when an introvert feels drained and exhausted from interacting with people, that is exactly how an extrovert feels when she's been alone all day and someone texts her to cancel their dinner plans.

What is with people that do not know how to grocery shop? Look at the shit: does it look gross? Don't get it! Get some not gross shit! Figure your shit out.

Some say love is the most powerful force in the universe, but we know the truth...

This just made me laugh so hard I woke the dog.

Yeah, some do. I mean, they are looking at another trip home in a few more weeks — for winter break — and sometimes you just cannot make it work.

It really is light years better, isn't it?

CORN SALAD. Actually, I live in Texas and have encountered quite a few "veg salads" that are questionable if not downright revolting.

I dont know you, or your daughter, but I already love her.

I love 'em, but these motherfuckers loooooove their mayo so much it grosses me out. Actually, what it is, is that they love their miracle whip, whereas I like a high quality (or preferably fresh homemade) mayo. I'm whipping some up tomorrow for leftover sandwhiches, it will probably keep long enough to be worth it,…

You know what is really bananas? I like dried cranberries or golden raisins (or even dried figs!) in stuffing, but so help me god, if I see a regular red/black raisin in there I AM FUCKING OUT. I'm realizing how bigoted that sounds now that I see it typed out.

My grandma does carrot salad for Easter! IT IS REVOLTING.

Vinegar pie is actually pretty good. I'm from Texas and grew up with some redneck friends that always had it around the holidays. If made well it is soufflé-like with a hint of tartness, like a lightened custard. You can actually torch the top like a creme brulee, if you put sugar on, and that is divine!

Yes, by all means, avoid the sweet potato casserole. Instead roast them, scoop out the flesh, whip with butter (or a touch of coconut oil if you dont do animal products), cinnamon, pineapple, a wee bit of honey or brown sugar. So much better.

Girl I am married to an introvert. I fucking hate those infographics. Introverts, if you feel overwhelmed, there is this thing called a bathroom in which you can hide out. Or just irish goodbye. If I feel overwhelmed by my loneliness, my options are far more limited.

It is a thanksgiving miracle! Sometimes the stars align and even though all signs point to SUCK you wind up having a good one.

Oh BabyJane that sounds rough. I hope you'll feel better at home. Wishing a speedy recovery for you.

Please tell me more tales of your charismatic fine ass family.

I have been known to call the pizza place in town that has subpar pizza but the hold music is actually a guy talking about specials, trust me, I totally get it.

Oh man that whole situation sounds fucking awful. I'm a classic extrovert so I can completely understand the whole "I JUST NEED PEOPLE A PERSON ANYONE ANYONE" madness. I have, in my early 30s, managed to put to bed almost all of my fake friends, my I-just-cannot-be-alone-tonight friends. Extroverts go a special…