Sliced another way, in his last 13 starts he’s hitting .408 with 8 HR and 25 RBI. This is clear and convincing evidence that over an entire season he’d have 100 HR and 311 RBI. Pretty good for a guy whose lifetime batting average is 15 points below Mario “Mendoza Line” Mendoza.
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Did you just write about a unique bat and then not post any pictures of it?
We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.
Hate to say it but Kershaw was wrong in this case. He should’ve said, “Sure!” and hit Hample in the nuts with a 98-mph fastball. It was Father’s Day, after all.
Hell YES they are buddy.
Any golfer who has been around John Daly after a bender has seen this sort of thing before.
It was given to him by a loan shark
You forgot the Chysler Lemon
BUT WAS THERE A SECOND JELL-O SHOOTER
If that bird wants to file a lawsuit, I know a guy.
When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”
Puig: Yo la tengo!
I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.
What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?
I legitimately do not understand the Warriors hate outside of the fact that they are good. They built a team with their highest draft pick being Curry at 7, and no one thought he would turn into the best 3 point shooter of all time. Draymond who was a 2nd round pick and Klay Thompson who was number 11. It’s not like…
I wouldn’t wanna work at Blizzard, most of all on Overwatch. Probably can’t take a piss without someone getting offended about it.
And you should go back into your hole.
There is nothing funnier than the delusion of Canadian fans telling themselves that they’re totally fine with their team not winning the cup because some people from their country are hoisting the cup, dammit.
The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.