Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I stopped reading halfway through. I know this is just a blog on the internet, but please proofread at least once before posting. So many missing, extra, or incorrect words.

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

I urge all readers to check out the Times’s original report, not just because it’s good but because it’s accompanied by a magnificent photo of the trainer.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

BAH GAWD THAT’S—THAT’S PATTY MILLS’S MUSIC!!

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Always two-decade-old-Warrick-Dunn-jersey-prize-winner truthers.

Is it wrong to dislike the little boy who had to get in on the action?

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

That’s one way to season a pan.

Brian Urlantler

Stick to sprouts.

But see 18 Pa.C.S section 1104 (proving OP is completely incorrect)

When someone posts a video of Malarchuk - and they will - DON’T WATCH IT. Normally saying that might be construed as saying “I don’t mean it, you really should watch it” but no. Don’t do it. *scarred* (literally).

FOX Sports has signed the lady to call NFL games with Joe Buck next season.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

I didn’t think the Richmond coaches would let the string of NCAA football gambling scandals hit so close to home. Spiders too? Why?