My Co-Ed soccer team left a Let’s Play facility (in Colorado) for that very stupid rule that female goals were worth two point. Although they didn’t have a rule on number of touches by the time we left.

UPS pulled the same stuff with me this weekend. My brother forgot his shirt for our bowling tournament, so my wife overnighted it to us in Vegas. Got all the notifications that it would be delivered on time. Then come delivery time, we get a notice that it still hasn’t left the sorting facility back home.

Worst part…

Wait, you never close out? Are you saying that when you know you are done you just leave since they have your card on the tab?

Is that a common practice in your area? That seems really shitty to me. I know if someone walks on their tab, the server/bartender usually keeps it open until it is time to close or end their…

It’s also irrelevant whether she is pregnant or not in the situation in the article. A server can’t refuse alcohol service to an of age woman just because she is pregnant (at least where I’m from.) As far as I know, no where in the US is it illegal to consume alcohol if pregnant. 

I’m sure that sign at the top of the post is photoshopped. Not to mention the article never purports that Nanga Parbat means Killer Mountain.

Let’s be careful with that whole “the drunk you is the real you” thing. While I will fully admit if a person tends to be the same way every time they get drunk, it’s probably a pretty good indicator. I don’t think that you can judge a person as their “true self” because of how they acted once while getting drunk at an…

I listen to playlists of whatever concerts/festivals I plan on going to next. Currently it is a mix of bands on the Punk Rock Bowling lineup.

Well if you’re a tipped employee, and you have to start pooling tips, that then can be distributed to your employer... Pretty sure your paycheck will be smaller.

If you’re a salaried employee who makes more than $23,660 per year but less than $46,476 and work overtime. Your paycheck will be smaller. Pretty easy to see…

What do they consider to be “spicy sauce”? I have met Minnesotans who (no hyperbole) have told me they find ketchup spicy. I thought it was a one off thing, but every time I meet someone from Minnesota, I ask, and it’s abut 50/50.

Be prepared for traffic pretty much any time of day, look up where you are going and how to get there, if by car give yourself extra time.

If you plan on buying and smoking weed while you’re here, do your research first. The dispensaries are more common that Starbucks (at least it seems that way), so in order to…

They just release the lineup for my favorite music festival of the year: Punk Rock Bowling. And people haven’t stopped bitching since.

Who are the most obnoxious music fans?

Yeah, why wasn’t 10 year old Tom out there fighting the Clintons?!?!

Almost seems like the best way to handle PvP until you can get a fix out. Rather give everyone the option to use it than feel they can’t play PvP without it.

Here is hoping that guy on Reddit who said he would shave his head and glue it to his face will follow through.

I feel like the fact that Little Caesars is $5 should have scored it some points. Sure it isn’t great, but feeding an entire party of idiots/kids for $20 should be worth some of those intangible points.

This is a bad opinion.

Piss in the trashcan and dump it. Duh.

Bio says “Lemon Party Enthusiast”

Chode is a dick that is wider than it is long.

The little rubber caps on the dualshock wear off over time. I’ve had to replace them on both that I own with 3rd party aluminum sticks. That being said, if you have YouTube and a screwdriver, it isn’t hard at all to swap in new sticks.

What is more terrifying than heart disease? That’s why he wants to change the name to Farmington High Anginas.