Should you tell your girlfriend? Um… how about no? All telling any of this will do will hurt her, for no purpose.

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

I disagree.

This reads like someone going up their own asshole to tell the movie plebeians what real comedy is. Yeah, it’s cheeseball and corny and referential, but shit, man, sometimes cheeseball and corny and referential is fine. Let people enjoy a dumb, harmless movie if they like it.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

So, wait, Deadpool’s first movie made a butt ton of money, and a good portion of that was from people who had, at best, a passing knowledge of what deadpool was. I include myself in that category.

Cis men and cis women are examples of men and women. You’ll notice I was careful about my phrasing throughout that paragraph because:

Drew is insane for picking the Browns in that 300 game scenario and now I’m convinced that the sabbatical is rehab. The correct answer is the Brooklyn Nets if you’re a basketball guy, and the Coyotes if you’re a hockey guy.

Ah man, job searches are awful. This is very, like, Ann Landers-ass advice, but I think you should devote some of your free time to volunteering for something that you can be good at just by showing up and being generous, like walking the dogs at the pound or something like that, so that you can be reminded that you…

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

A bit much, but okay

These type of snarky out of touch articles written on the west coast are largely the reason Trump is president.

I totally agree. It’s a drug, and like any drug will have varying effects on neurotransmitters and their receptors. It isn’t the ‘real person,’ any more than taking illegal drugs shows one the ‘real person.’ It’s a brain under a particular influence.

True, to some degree.

Yep! Definitely thought about that. But in the editorial decision-making process, I decided that going for clarity for readers over spot-on French-language fluency in the top shot was the best decision.

It appears that the photo shows the back of his jacket and he’s wearing a single vent suit (very unstylish, get with the times) so I can say with certainty it’s his ass.

Please rename the post to “Ass, posts photo of Ass. Looks like an Ass.”

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

I usually agree and appreciate the advice in this column. Good stuff.

To the guy whose wife won’t charge her phone: buy her a Mophie charge case AND/OR a portable charge pack. Problem solved! I did this to my husband because his phone kept dying and it worked. Until he broke the charger, but whatever.