Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.

I always thought it would be awesome if the fans of Entourage and the fans of Sex and the City could be introduced at the world’s largest Brotastic/Basic Bitch Mixer, and then be shipped off to Wish Fulfillment Island where they could live out their lives as a never-ending cycle of roofies, brunch and credit card debt.

Aren’t they in Toronto right now, as they play Toronto FC in a few hours? That and the fact that the intro to the video mentions it, but the upcoming friendly too.

You didn’t win in 1812.

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

Now the second best combination of RICO and football:

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

That’s not baseball. I'd be ashamed to win that way.

So we’re just not gonna talk about the person on the far right?

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

So the approach was to say no to a duck wearing an old goalie mask, no to a duck without a mask but looking angry, not to a duck of any kind, and yes to a duck foot shaped vaguely like a letter D that I wouldn’t have ever realized was a duck foot until an article was posted about it on Deadspin in 2015? This is why…

Not gonna lie, I always liked the goalie mask logo. Its probably because I absolutely loved the Might Ducks movies as a kid and loved when they changed uniforms half way through a game...because ducks fly together.

Isn’t there 52 week weeks and some change in a year?

Statler: Well that was different!

Yes, that's the important thing.