Unrelated to Warrick Dunn: Clarence Thomas sucks.

What if the person cutting your hair owns the salon? Do you still tip them?

Nope. Nope nope nope.

Good Kinja.

I could’ve sworn you just misspelled FYI.

Brian Windhorst is fucking INSUFFERABLE. His entire job is to fellate any minor accomplishment/bowel movement that LeBron has, and he’s going to complain about Steph Curry being unprofessional?

At least you recognized he would never trade Robert Roberts.

Levity? He barely got off the ground.

Holy shit that was an exhausting read. I feel like Whitlock after climbing a flight of stairs or unpeeling an orange.

GM: He reminds me a lot of Jamarcus Russell.

Well Alcides Escobar is going to feel pretty stupid when the deposed King of Nigeria gives Lawrie all that money he had to stash in his account.

Okay. Didn’t make much sense without knowing that a runner scored before him.

Why was he straight up intentionally walked?

Pretty sure it’s actually Greg Anthony

Well now I know a house I’m breaking into on Thursday April 30th.

On the other hand, I really like the sloped bat handle that keeps player from getting wrist fractures. Surprised it hasn't caught on yet.

My godson is all about oatmeal and ketchup.

He was just cheering for the "If both teams tie at 53, everyone in MSG gets free cocaine!" promotion.

Danny Ferry: “So a Blackmon walks into a bar...”

Auburn returns the final kickoff in the BCS National Championship Game for a touchdown.