This. Please.

He's about to get a ton of Instagram followers for those puppies.

There is literally nothing redeeming about FedEx field.

Auf Weider Zayn

I see more Kenny Smith in him, wait, no, that was Greg Anthony too.

I mean, look at that sentence. Jesus Healy Christ.

What all of this means, of course, is that Georgetown University, storied college basketball program, are not, at the moment, much good at playing basketball.

They had a player in the 70s named Fly Williams. The chant went "The Fly is open! Let's go Peay!"

Kid from Dayton jumps up and lands in the same(ish) spot, no problem there.

It's kind of a grainy GIF, but how do you say "He traveled!!!!!" in Dzongkha?

Asking for a friend: How do you manipulate your photo gallery to hide recent photos?

Nobody packs a lunch like Mamadou.

I also think the idiom is "so far as to," rather than "as far as to."

- All of Sean Kemp's lovers

Is he wearing a fucking hat?

When did Christian Laettner become Mitt Romney's body double?

Al Mouttahed Tripoli Scout: "Sir, I've just found a great American ballplayer who has NBA experience and wants to come to Tripoli!"

Which one of the Nuggets killed the TSA officer?

As soon as Pitino heard it wasn't in a booth at Applebee's, he knew it couldn't be consensual and dismissed him from the team.

I'm going to start a daily newspaper where I keep the same headlines but just change the date.