This is a perfect place to put this piece, since Internet Highlight Truthers are constantly alone and complaining about traveling.

"I got tired of hearing 'Oh BJ Upton sucks.' I think that 'Melvin Upton Jr. sucks!' has a much more refined sound to it."

Danny Ferry wishes his Atalanta team looked more like that...

Somehow that one didn't even make it into the Sandusky OTL.

More PND, less Drake.

In, if it's possible, before any "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" jokes.

More cringeworthy: Oladipo's singing or Anthony Anderson's out-loud attempts at addition?

Lucky for RGIII he only needed one out of 500 million to reach the egg.

6'9" junior Felicia Aiyeotan

Following in the footsteps of Bulls before them, like Bison Dele.

Vivek Randive was standing behind the hoop threatening to slit his throat if he didn't get back on offense.

Dan Snyder to the rescue!

First it was Muslims, now it's a black attack on Parise.

Adnan did it.

If anybody has a good libel lawyer, it's McKenna.

Big deal. I do this all the time with my bad jokes on Deadspin.

Yeah. Suck on THAT, soccer fans younger than 60!

I could've sworn that was Mike Montgomery for a second.

[The Chornical of Higher Education]

I'm sure he was just looking to D'Qwell any doubts that the Patriots weren't doing things the right way.