It's not a slam dunk at all. It's a 3-pointer, dummy.

I feel truly sorry for you that you are so cool that you can't enjoy how wonderful this story is.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Oh, my bad.

Oh, my bad.

This panel make-up is part of what is wrong with modern journalism. Some producer was thinking, 'for my panel on the N word, I need a balanced approach, so I definitely need to include a white dude to make it legitimate.' No.

I love you for this comment. I will never let this die. Hell, Burke probably thinks he works with 3 Greg Anthonys

Why is Greg Anthony on the panel?

The one big problem I have with the tournament, and more specifically the play-in games, is that they still punish the teams that win their conference tournaments by making them play their way into the actual field.

Bill Walton was on his fucking game tonight.

Despite how good of a game this was the best part was listening to Bill Walton babble for 40+ minutes. He was absolutely hilarious and his obsession with volcanoes (he mentioned them another 5 times tonight, easily, prompting Pasch to say "I had enough volcano talk yesterday") merits another Deadspin article. My…

Wait, you think Simmons was the first person to come up with a the concept of a mailbag article?

If she had to beat cancer a second time, her remedies didn't work all that well if you ask me.