"You're welcome." —Cutty

This is another one of these nonsense NYC restaurants that has like 30 seats in a space that should have 8 seats but everyone pretends that's just an acceptable experience. Oh it's so great to go out to dinner and sit right next to strangers because yeah it's just so much better than KFC and their champagne is really…

Not at my elite prep school. Also: "You don't know shit?" I presume you're a Landon product?

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Pish posh. Any prep school with a co-ed enrollment over 600 is not "elite."

Get a job

No one cares about your fantasy team.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

Great investigative reporting. He's got to be the hardest worker writer at Deadspin.

Is tiring being angry all the time at perceived injustices?

I'm certain the guy to Marky Mark's upper right is the saddest of this lot

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

"the child accidentally hit his head on a carseat while Adrian was punishing him"

Two different four-year-old sons? If only AD's father had hit him in the scrotum with a switch.

All Day.