Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

Going to Duke doesn't just endow you with intelligence, just like growing up on a farm doesn't make you tough. Your a douchebag lax bro that thought you could make some bullshit "pussification of America" comment and you got called on it. Give up buddy it's over. Your wrong and you lost. It's ok to admit your wrong…

You're either being disingenuous or ridiculous. A study of 179 teenagers does not a study make. By that same token, smacking your wife around will probably get your dinner on the table on time as well and beating your kids will get you a "Yes, Sir" and temporary good grades through fear. But they're still long-term…

Your life's a goddamned Tennessee Ernie Ford song, man. It really did instill you with character, based on the completely baboonish display of your ass here tonight.

As an adult your issue is that you talk about yourself waaaaay too much and, god damn, do you brag. No one cares about your boulder-moving childhood. You sound like a weirdly abused and abusive personality. All you talking ain't helping.

There have plenty of studies done about spanking with an object vs. with a hand. Children beaten with objects are much more likely to be diagnosed with psychological disorders( http://archpedi.jamanetwork.com/Mobile/article…)and be perpetrators of violent crime as adults(http://www.jstor.org/discover/10.23…)

You sound exactly what i imagine people that go to Duke sound like.

A child being disciplined is often sent to fetch his own switch.

Cue the "My parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" comments.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

he's a guy that may make side deals behind you

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he definitely believes in witchcraft and probably has AIDS.

Instead, he's decided to quit football and focus on soccer in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore.

Done.