In court. This isn't a vigorous defense, Ray's crime has already been adjudicated. This is PR.

If all those hypothetical musings got you interested in the imaginative story-telling that only Michael Diamondstein can bring you. Then why not go purchase his fiction offering featuring a dashing Philadelphia district attorney? Excerpted below:

I'm a defense attorney. His job is to soften/defend Ray Rice in a court of law, not on the radio. No part of this was essential to our justice system. If you want someone to lie on the radio for you, hire a PR flack.

Bullshit that was his job as an attorney. He was acting as a PR flack, not as an attorney, when he went on the radio and made up what he knew to be a misleading "hypothetical" about what really happened.

That can't actually be his attorney right? He looks like a fucking caricature of an attorney! And Diamondstein doesn't even sound like a real name. The name sounds like whoever came up with this character was just going for maximum jewishness. It was going to be Goldstein but they took it a step further. This…

He's looks like the old white guy version of Katt Williams

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

I was just telling Samer that we may run nothing but videos of Mario Balotelli goals tomorrow.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

I'm Black and a business school graduate. This is exactly how I read it. In fact he pretty much smears the local white population as bigots. The fact is that he needs their money to stay a float because the local black population alone cannot support a NBA franchise. So he has to find a way to appeal to them even…

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…