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presidentobomanu

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

THERE'S NO CROSSFIT ON THIS LIST

Soccer fans will really appreciate his gamesmanship when Mike Brown jumps up and plays like nothing happened.

Simmer down, Urban.

That's too bad. He was only two more sessions away from completing his complimentary tattoo.

On a related note, can someone recommend a nice razor for 'sensitive' body areas?

On a related note, can someone recommend a nice razor for 'sensitive' body areas?

Dear god, when will these lame "what does [famous athlete] think about this" ESPN jokes stop? We get it, they're starfuckers. Find another news source, or at least save these for ESPN's comment section

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Fair point, paleskin.

On this list of things, is "How Skinny Lebron Is" above or below "grammar"?

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

This is deeply insulting to Street Sense, which I'd much rather read that the Times.

Shut the fuck up, paleface.

I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM I HATE THIS FUCKING OWNER AND ALL OF HIS STUPID ASS STOOGES WHY MY PARENTS DECIDED TO MOVE, MEET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE AND RAISE CHILDREN AND HAVE THOSE CHILDREN BECOME FANS OF THIS FUCKING TEAM I WILL NEVER KNOW