Dear Lord please let David Ortiz be one of the names. I will personally donate an entire year's salary to The St. Jude's Childrens Hospital if this happens.

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

I don't know who's blocked me, but I blocked Iron Mike, because he's an imbecile.

He blocked me. He tweeted out how Jared Allen's "resurgence" was thanks to an MMA workout Glazer showed him. I said something along the lines of "you need to realize how ridiculous this makes you look" and he blocked me immediately with zero comment. Seemed unnecessary.

I feel like everyone's been blocked by Darren Rovell, so it's a mini badge of honor at this point. After mocking him relentlessly for his terrible tweets (and calling him all sorts of names), he finally hit the block button for this response to him tweeting about a fruit plate.

I'm picturing Rocker talking in Kenny Powers's voice, because Kenny Powers would definitely say, "Must have been a bad ass baby."

Jimmy clausen blocked me for this one.

For a few years now, my internet buddies and I have been trolling Philadelphia radio guy Howard Eskin (51k followers), constantly asking him if it's really him on twitter. Even though he's verified, we were still skeptical. We needed confirmation.

wwe raw is on and u dickheads wanna talk about elite running lol smdh

Jermaine O'Neal was none too happy after I may have heckled him about his old and injury prone body

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

I'm pretty sure Ryan Mallett blocked me for this:

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"

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He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

When the Israeli government knocks off the settlements and allows the Palestinians their fundamental human entitlement to freedom of movement, maybe then you will have gained enough moral high ground to engender some degree of sympathy in exercising self-defense in the event of armed resistance. That's where Sharon…

american jews need to defend themselves against hamas?