It’s like that saying, my childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies! Brussels sprouts are actually my fave veggie, I switch between those and broccoli probably every night. Even better sauteed. I’m hungry now brb, leftover sprouts are calling to me lol

I turn forty tomorrow. I am going to get a massage, a facial, and go to a museum all by myself. Low key, no stress, good times.

I don’t remember the exact details but no, it isn’t theirs.

Ugh, I know a guy who does that for his February birthday. He has like 5 or 6 different events to celebrate himself. One of them he calls the Pajama Jammy Jam, which is basically going to a bar in PJs. This year he was 49, I shudder to think of the levels of narcissism he’ll rise to for his 50th.

But like, how do you know it’s really really safe? and real? and how do you know the “person” is the actual “person”? and do you care, because, really, money is money? I’m just fascinated.

Who is this Tom Hiddleston? Why is he in the news? Why does this need to happen on a Monday? Haven’t we had enough today?

All of TSwift’s “squad” right now...

Nothing intrigues me more than an uber-rich and uber-famous using AirBnB. I have a litany of questions for all involved.

Any reasonably cheap chocolate. Mostly melted in a bowl with just under a quarter cup of hard rainbow sprinkles. Mix well.

Those boots...

I love Hunter S. Thompson. I can only imagine what his reaction would be to these times- Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘16.

Jacqueline has been villainous on the low down for seasons. Worse than Danielle!

Jacqueline is a crazy ass bitch in need of a straight jacket and the mask they used on Hannibal Lecter. I don’t care if Siggy and Dolores are new and boring, I’ll take a million more Siggys and Doloreses if I didn’t have to see Crazy Jax’s face again.

I am still experiencing complete anger and shock over this news. I knew this family and spent time with the 2 older kids, especially Lianna. The whole community will be in mourning for a long time.

so do i...TOO BAD A GOAT ATE IT

off-topic but regarding goats: