Sorry, I thought of something else crazy I wanted to share... occasionally I’ll run into someone who brags about their pet [wild thing, usually a squirrel] that they tamed. I’ll try to tell them why that’s a bad idea (and, where we are, illegal) or give them literature or my org’s number. My volunteer “boss” is pretty…

I sat here by myself and smiled and nodded and may have said “that’s perfect” out loud but I know I did in my head.

I used to head-slap a coworker but we were also secretly banging (not m**ing l***). it probably couldn’t have been more obvious.

I do the same because LL (“LOL”) Cool J, he’s always #1 on my Top 5. I even watched In The House for him, at least that was only 30 minutes long and not as confusing and boring and ridiculous as NCIS LA.

Trust me, I have to say that a LOT around here (south TX). The worst is when we rescue things that clearly have been pets but got loose or “lost” or....

I love this pic! I can’t remember why but last night I was thinking about how happy Rita Wilson makes me. I think she reminds me of my mom’s friends. (My mom makes me happy too but she’s more of a Diane Keaton)

How YOU doin’? (I work with animal rescue, too!)

Oh man I lived on those one high school summer in Delaware. Old Bay chips, Fresca and York peppermint patties.

I hate them too.... I have zero personal connection to that world but the stories about what happens in that physical and professional area make me alternately roll my eyes and clench my tiny fists impotently.

My husband loooooves it. I’ll sit through it with him since i do have a weakness for David Cronenberg’s silliness.

LOL at lace headbands because I got the fugliest picture in my head instantly

I actually still think that’s pretty....but I also can look at the swarovski-beadazzled Gypsy Wedding nightmares all day.

WARNING: WAY TOO LONG! I do clean houses and don’t mind if you ask me anything, but I’ll talk your ear off! Many of the houses I clean have dogs and most of the owners are considerate about how that will affect my time there. You’ll definitely want to find someone who at least has lived with dogs or pets, especially…

Dogs and what they will eat, man. I don’t have any but I pet sit and the things they go after on their walks. One of my cleaning clients is a new-ish dog owner and was practically in tears because she found one of her tiny dogs eating out of the cat’s litterbox. I was like, lady, just you wait!

I know the most killer Zumba routine to this song

We would do that with a sleeping bag spread out and call it the campsite! Drinks and snacks and doobage and TV!

I should probably know this, but what is the bauble on her collar? (also: Hi, Emily!)

that sounds AWESOME

Years ago when Wegman’s was newish (mid 1990s) I worked for the supermarket industry trade association and Danny Wegman was the keynote speaker at our conference one year. Part of my job was to help my boss in the green room as she fussed and fangirled over him, like I got him water while she made sure he was mic’ed…

I tried but I couldn’t figure out how! I only use my Twitter to follow celebrities that I pretend I’m friends with when I’m driving by myself.