And Courteney Cox. Which I always think people will remember because it’s an unusual spelling, but then I’m usually the only one who does. Well, I like her.

sorry to be this person but it’s Anna WINTOUR********

Only Pizza is worth tempting the Diarrhea (Diarrhoea?) Gods in such a fashion.

Rihanna maybe could have pulled that dress off

Congrats to Danny Trejo. 48 years sober, an amazing accomplishment.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

ooh i was so with you til the hate on ilovemakonnen!

“Making latte”?

Haha. I saw the pic and my first thought was, wild animals arent pets, then i read your comment.

Gibbs can get it.

Rita is looking good, too. That pic makes me happy.

Sugary buttercream! It was even rainbow coloured!

I’m eating grocery store cake with gooey icing and I don’t give a fuck

Fucking stevia junkies. They’re as bad as no gluten people

Yeah like... I wanted to hate that news but honestly Tyra is probably one of the best people to lecture on personal branding. The Kardashians would be ideal but Tyra is a good choice.

She hands back all of the essays dramatically one by one until she gets to the lowest two grades, but there’s only one essay left in her hands and the student who’s essay is not in her hands must leave the classroom.

Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.

Tyra’s class, “Project You: Building and Extending Your Personal Brand,” will be offered as part of a sequence with Ryan Lochte’s course, “Project Jeah! Pissing Away Your Personal Brand.”

Literally anything but make love.