I’ll take up your whole day! ha. The ones I work with are rescues so they get whatever meds and/or physical help they need, from the woman I work with who is an actual rehabber, and from me they get clean water and a few dozen fish. My job there is like a zookeeper/janitor. :)

OMG I volunteer with pelicans and I constantly think about how what I did there, they see it!!!!!!!!

I haven’t thought about the Stinkface in years!

Oh man I hadn’t seen “DROP YOUR DRAWERS HERE,” I had to look that one up! No wonder my laundry is everywhere and never gets done. Drop them WHERE? SIGNS I NEED SIGNS

I actually didn’t see it for years after and forgot about it, because we moved to the Midatlantic/Northeast where it was saner. Then one day around college age I was walking on the boardwalk in Rehoboth, DE and there it was lying on a bench. I screamed, I shit you not. I carried it around with me in my purse and…

Oh man, what a great find and a great idea! In the past I’ve been tempted to order a bunch of them from the website, but I’m glad I never have. They really do have something for everyone! (Except the Scientologists. yes, I just googled that.)

Sometimes I want to strip all the mounted words off the walls of a few of the houses I clean, and see if the owners remember how to live.

I myself am an avid Chick Tract scholar. “Somebody Loves Me” ruined organized religion for me when my Baptist neighbors in NC forced me to read it when I was 7. For someone whose notion of church was sleeping on my Nana’s lap during Catholic mass, this was some scary shit.

What cool stuff to look at, thanks for posting! The color photo in the middle looks like an amalgam of most of the rooms I’ve lived in since childhood :)

At my school the frames were the kind that were basically reversible with long “legs” on one side and short on the other. My roommate had hers tall and I had mine small. I drank a LOT more than she did and it was a safety issue for me, but even sober the tall size was a bitch for me to climb into.

My mom is 74 and she and her man have been going to the Firefly Festival in DE since it started. I think they must show up in Facebook pics or something because by now strangers will be like “there they are!!” They live about 20 minutes away but they usually get a room or stay with other retirees in town. I can’t even…

Haha I don’t know who he is either. He looks really boring

Yum!! I make this almost every week, usually eaten rolled up in a tortilla, but I leave the garlic cloves whole and throw in all the usable ones from a head. I crave it if I don’t have it for a while. I’ve never even bothered to make it for others because I usually eat half of it out of the oven as soon as it only…

I went to a day-long yoga retreat where we were all supposed to bring a dish to share and it was like 12 versions of the same grain-based salad with baby greens/other salady stuff and feta (sometimes on the side for possible vegans). We all laughed because it was too typical for a bunch of white ladies of a certain…

This is worthy of John Waters and pure genius. Bravo, Bobby

Among a million other things (you guys!!! everything about youse) I would miss never having to dumb down my posts. It’s clear I don’t waste a lot of time smartening them up, either, but it’s nice to be someplace where I won’t be judged for knowing things like words or where Portugal is or other book larnin.

lol! Young Ones ref?

Thank you for that info about how you get bunny lines... I googled them and looked at the pics and couldn’t figure out how an adult would get those unless they just made really super annoying faces all the time as part of their “thing.”

you are a very persuasive writer! I would even tolerate being around Katy Perry to enjoy all of that, mostly the drugs but the rest of it after that. Beautiful.

He’s stifling a yawn!