Yep, she’s one of them. Maybe the only group of people (ok, also Nazis) that I feel completely ok nope-ing on in their entirety.

Pestilence? Death, war? The other one?

Know what else was hanging around the Trump rally in Kissimmee?

Trumpa Lumpa

You can tell by the time it’s posted. Usually directly after Tweet Beat in the evenings, and first thing in the morning. But I’ve been tricked into giving the Kardashians clicks before because I thought it was a Dirt Bag but it was straight-up Kardashian post. I hate giving them clicks, even if it is a Dirt Bag.

Mel Gibson over all of the above but he needs to be three years sober and I want Jodie Foster in attendance. Actually, I’d rather Mel stayed home so Jodie and I could make out. I mean hang out.

that is not how physics works

I LOVE THIS QUOTE.

Saw this story yesterday and was thoroughly delighted.

Barry, you should stick to your hot takes and soccer stories. You know nothing of the female plight! Magary on the other hand...he’s a FOR SURE hey-man!

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

Then there’s a good chance that you regularly drop the most cringe-inducing, yet seemingly inescapable, post-coital line ever—ie:

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I’m indifferent to Hill. I will say the Jump Street franchise is better than anything Seth Rogen has done in years.

That’s his version of CrossFit.

at least he’s not juggling cats. the horror....

Steve Martin don’t crack.

The key to Steve Martin’s youthfulness is actually brilliant: