Accurate.
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Your taste is impeccable. He was delicious in the 80s. Have you seen Little Darlings? it’s problematic AF, but I saw it when I was, like, 12 or 13 and I thought he was the coolest guy ever.
This has nothing to do with Calvin Harris. This has nothing to do with Ed Sheeran. But it has everything to do with my first night out of the grays, and trying to prove a point to my MiL. Matt Dillon in the 1980's and 1990's was fine as hell. Any dissenters?
Every time Quinn throws a dig at the host I lose it and laugh convulsively.
I don’t think so? Dude seems to always tweet about improving things/seems very sincere. Might be a 9/11 truther though. Don’t ruin this for me!
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Oh, yeah...that’s the stuff. Thank you for the greatest post on Jezebel ever, Ellie. btw, why haven’t they made Turkish oil wrestling an olympic event? Seems like some kind of anti-Turk bigotry to me.
I thought it actually sayd “squirrel fan” for the first two or three readings. Squirrelfran made less sense to me.
Yup, what the other’s said. Since my period is relatively light, I can go without a pad or tampon while wearing them. The hipsters are supposed to hold two tampons worth of blood, which works well for me. Then I just rinse them and throw them in the wash on the gentle cycle and hang dry (why I ordered the second pair…
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She got the term Squirrel Friends from the one true queen, RuPaul.
This is really fascinating to me, that a team of professional writers sits down to craft an off-the-cuff message that a fun 20 year old might send.
I can see him being even MORE disgusted with a candyass who also kisses his ass.
I write emails like this for a living (I’m a content marketing copywriter). Hands down, a team has sat and written these emails, edited them, checked for voice. Chelsea is probably legit a worker in the office, but likelihood of her personally writing them is very low. I write the emails my CEO “sends” as marketing…