Checked for the perennial favorites (snowblowing, incest) and was not disappointed. They’re a good crowd.

She obviously thought no one would notice.

I would also like to call out Louise Linton on sounding like an obnoxious supporting character in the Superman universe, like an heiress who tries to date Clark Kent so he’ll report positively on her family company or something.

My takeaway from this is that there’s someone named “Jim James.”

The only one NOT giving that clown looks of utter contempt is Look-away- Lombard because he just figured out what was really stuck on the carpet.

Santa in the background does NOT approve of your shit, Durham.

But would you call him smoky-eyed? I’d describe him as sour-faced and pocket-sized before I’d even get to the eyes.

There’s literally a whole article about it, calm down Jen and smoke another blunt while living your best life.

Yes, it is horrible. She did drop everything to be by his side when he almost died. She’s seriously done everything she can humanly do for him. I still think that if he dies, it will break her so badly.

*Jordan Catalano

A driver says he was disfigured when he was hit by a car carrying several members of the band My Morning Jacket.

I feel horrible for all of the people involved, most especially Lamar and Khloe. I wish he wanted help for himself and I wish people would understand how painful it is for her to walk away.

Anyone have any thoughts about the Smokey-Eyed Dude who shaved Alia Shawkat’s pubes? Doesn’t sound like he actually went down on her after making all that fuss about her being “clean.”

I follow neither basketball, nor the Kardashians but all of these Lamar Odom blurbs fucking haunt me. I feel ridiculously bad for the guy.

Came here for the obvious Lionel Hutz reference. Did not see it. Was disappointed. I have now restored order.

Do you really want the folks who are in the market for a slightly sketchy table saw deal coming over to your basement? Fuck that saw, just live with it.

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.