presidentfoxyj
PresidentFoxyJ
presidentfoxyj

Holy shit, you know he is. He probably farted really loud on purpose, too.

Oh my fucking God I'm crying. MO's face and even Laura's are fucking gold. Jesus christ he's worse than my fucking 5 year old. Oh God. Oh if I ever stop laughing at this it's because I've died

You just know Bush is singing the “teacher hit me with a ruler” version.

Their harmony went to shit after that too. Like the other three lost all their air for a moment.

I love how dude right beside him gives him that “wait a minute, wait a damn minute...WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING” look. This is my new favorite thing of 2016.

You got the names exactly right, and yes, he did grow and improve!

Last time I tried to grow herbs on my old ground floor apartment porchy thing neighbours stripped the leaves everytime they made spagetti.

who is the man next to ice? I’ve seen every single episode up until Stabler left and a couple after that, so I know who the blonde woman is, but I’ve never seen the man before and I will be really annoyed if he’s the current ADA because SVU always had badass lady ADAs and I loved that

I’m not even a damn “Millennial” but I am so unbelievably tired of seeing them get shit on and called lazy and entitled. My sister (who is in that age group) had to put out literally hundreds of resumes to get a new job that pays only slightly more than the one she held previously but at least gets her some frigging

I knew some dudes from Rye at the déclassé Ivy I attended. They were dumb bros (legacy admits, naturally) who probably are making 4-6x what I am in finance jobs.

I really miss The IT Crowd, and wish he was in more stuff!

Everyone looks really good today and almost no one sounds crazy. Phylicia Rashad? Gimme that lamé caftan. Iman? Gimme that wig that no one earth but you and Sideshow Bob can rep. Law & Order: SVU? Just gimme.

Shitting on Kim is low hanging fruit even for a toddler. Call me when one of these brats comes out to rail against the true anomalous hacks; the Hadids.

Good to see Chris O’Dowd. God, I’ve loved him for so long.

Not a tweet but I think it’s worth sharing.