This is exactly the rabbit hole I needed to get through the day. And i remembered their Tool video:

I’d throw Pantera and his stepmother in that mix, as well.

Was going to say more or less the same thing.

Each morning I put my milk in my mug BEFORE I pour the coffee into it. That way the coffee pour swirls the milk all through the mug providing optimal balance of coffee to milk throughout the cup. I can’t be the only one that does this?

I posted this in reply to another comment, but I think my dad did okay in picking Rod Stewart’s version of “Forever Young” for our father-daughter dance at my wedding. Bonus since Stewart actually rewrote it for his kids when I was 3 in 1988.

Mine too! When Chino sings The Chauffer...swoon

my dad and I danced to ELO’s “Hold on tight”. It’s a quick song with fell good lyrics, as opposed to creepy slow dance lyrics. My step mom didn’t want us to dance to it as it wasn’t a slow song, but I knew something slow would be creepy so I won out. :) Plus who doesn’t love ELO?

Yeah, I appreciate that Missy honored the original version of Kim. We love you, Kim. It’s gonna be okay.

[Read Wiz Khalifa’s tweet] [Scroll down and sees Billy Crystal with a Krabby] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, he’s right! There could be a Snorlax on my bed and I wouldn’t know it until the app is live where I live.

Jaqueline needs to be in a mental institution. I remember giving Danielle so much shit when RHONJ first came out but it was Crazy Jax the whole time. I LOATHE her. Also, sick of the Wakiles and the Manzos in general so if we could keep that shit to a minimum that would be great.

The Cure - Love Song

Joe Gorga is worse, with all of his neeeeds.

This post comes from a place of love and if you don’t get it:

We did Cat Power’s version of “Sea of Love.” We also weren’t announced or anything like that. We just danced while a lot of people didn’t notice. A second cousin or something asked “when are you having your first dance?!” and was appalled we didn’t let everyone know.

This is a really neat usage of technology and seems like a lot of fun.

Every active addict/alcoholic lies. I’m 9 years sober and I did lots of lying while hiding my drinking (mostly to myself). Addiction is hell on earth imo.

A comment super foreign for those who haven’t struggled with addiction, while super on-point and accurate for the rest.

they are fun once you’ve acquired a tolerance to opiates/opiods. i fucking hated opiates at first but because im an addict i kept on trying until i loved them

For real though- can you buy a print of that shot of her on the pool table? That is glorious.

Considering the amount of deaths fentanyl has caused in the past year, I’m actually shocked someone is addicted to it and still around to talk about it.