prepare2bjudged
Judge Hershey
prepare2bjudged

There’s this picture of Barak Obama my crazy mother and her right wing people love to post of him when he’s really young smoking next to a gross looking young preppy Donald trump. I have no clue if it’s fake or whatever, but Obama is looking super cute. It definitely was not having the effect I think the right wingers

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I’m just going to steal Ashley Feinberg’s tweet on this one:

I used to go to KFC for chicken fried steak. I haven’t been back since they dropped it.

Diet teas make you poop. This makes your “tummy” (a word I fucking hate) feel less bloated.

To be fair, Rice-a-Roni is a regional dish. It’s very hard to find once you leave San Francisco. 

miss Tim.

Nope.

All tubed meats are inherently not sandwiches.

As much as I love liverwurst, I imagine this tasting amazing. That wonderful iron-rich flavor, but with some caramelized onions, all warm and buttery. I gotta go shopping. 

 I think my hen is her twin. Though Yolko Ono honks like a goose.

1. There is no reasonable definition of “sandwich” that excludes hot dogs but includes everything we traditionally refer to as a “sandwich” (such as Philly cheesesteak sandwiches). BUT:

You ask Paul Giamatti a question relating to pork products and don’t even mention his greatest performance?

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.

“lived in a more respectful time” = “women were ‘sacred’” = “back in the good ole days where you could slap your wife and grope your secretary without anybody getting all lawyered-up, and the coloreds knew their place”

Falling asleep in 10 minutes is a nice idea but I recently read and my cardiologist says that anyone that can fall asleep in less than 15 minutes is exhausted/sleep deprived.

Blacktron! They were one of the first (I think?) with a visor. AND they were all jet black. Which, you know...is impossibly cool. I used them with all my early mecha makes.

Also add in crushing boredom for long stretches of time, punctuated suddenly and unexpectedly by short bursts of mortal peril.