Yup! I bought mine when I worked at a certain chain store.

Pretty difficult to take a knee with a bullet lodged in there..

Ya see, back in my day, we young’uns would trade at lunch!

“”Escaped Orangutan filches suit, makes speech!””

They sexed Cortana up good!

I lived with a friend for a year and we (plus others) basically wore the original Halo disc out through continuous play; within a year or so.

“Steve Bannon, a sack of rotting beans stuffed inside some stitched-together skin...”

“Come on you, cough up a buck ‘ya cheap bastard, I paid for your goddamned breakfast.”

It was the “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” thing.

I mean it was maybe 15,000 during WWII?

Question -> How many personnel in your average division as of, like, ‘99?

Oh come on, if they don’t include fries with the shake than we’re all on the internets piping our dissatisfaction to the world!

What it means is...When you decide to place a paper bag on your head and then capture a young couple at some rest stop and then murder them.

Take me back to the Fourteen Hundreds!

“Dracula” and “Speed” are all I need.

*Shaves him closely.*

“Worst origin story ever!”

Aww, it was kinda fun. My date told me he just didn’t have a better choice...

Lesson 1: Don’t let your prisoner OD.

That kidd is great! I can almost see the headlines: “Young man murdered by white supremacists, is there a racial problem in America?”