my fave was “wet bag of cigarette butts”

His suit can’t jerk him off?!

I shop at Whole Foods.
I buy organic everything.
I buy in bulk.

Well, if anyone knows how to represent people and things really really badly, its trump. 

Speaking as a Jewish woman...go fuck yourself, Roseanne. Israel has enough racial issues without your shit added to it.

You know, I’m a lib, and I feel pretty owned right now, but it has nothing to do with the owners at all. Rosanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and all their deplorable children can take the weekend off.

I know that drugs helped make some of our best music, but I’m not sure Ambien was one of them.

“It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”

Uh, I assume you’re just trying to say he’s such a creep, he would likely do such a thing? Or maybe you’re saying this image motivates you to prevent other people from having children? Help me out here.

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

Sure, it does, see for yourself!

Never forget:

Yep. Several billion in fact.

$4 TRILLION dollars

That review had me at ‘classy with a k’.  Wonderful find, thank you.

You need Skillets and pancakes to soak up all the booze. Chocolate cake ain't gonna cut it

“Should I tip differently in states where servers make minimum wage?”