A dope trailer is no place for a kitty!

Trump free is enough for me.

Canada’s going to lure away our best and brightest with their Trump-free weedtopia.

Can someone who speaks Canadian translate what is a “conservative progressive” please. I realize I have the entire internet at my disposal, but much like paid signature gatherers currently trying to thwart a “corporate head tax” in my region I just want to watch your lips move.

As someone newly employed in healthcare in Ontario, Ford scares the shit out of me. Hope I can get a decent few years of work experience in before my job security goes out the window!

I still have a little fantasy that Kim will simply fail to show up for the “summit” thus making Trump look like more of a fool than he already does.

I’m just pointing out what the common perception of the word “autopilot” is. You can say that there’s a different definition that is understood by those familiar with flight systems, but that is far from the common understanding of the word. And Tesla relies heavily on this perception to sell their cars. And it’s not…

If I lived on the West Coast, I’d start learning Korean—because there’s a real chance this dummy will just give away WA, OR, CA to Kim in exchange for a friendly pat on the back and a few Trump-licensed hotels.

I don’t care if the special effects are dated, this is one of my favorite movies. Peter Weller was great. Loved the social commentary in the film.

FTFY

Lindsey Graham is weird. He says stuff occasionally that makes him seem like he’s not a total monster (remember him playing pool with Steven Colbert right after he dropped out of the race for president?), then next thing you know he’s back to voting like a shitbird again. He’s a funny guy, but not funny enough to…

When it leads to your impeachment.

We Live in a World Where ‘Attorney General Jeanine Pirro’ Does Not Sound Crazy

They should just refuse to confirm anyone, period. Call it the “McConnell Rule” just to rub their noses in it.

I still cannot believe this shit, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to come to grips with it all. I’m 36. This is going to sit with me until my last breath.

I thought Betsy Derp DeVos lowered the bar for dumbest, vilest least qualified Cabinet Secretary.

The “driver”. Next question.

Drew: “We all die, right?”
Megan: “We’re dead within fifteen minutes.”

Isn’t this what white people (she is Armenian I think) with privilege are supposed to do? Try to get justice and make things right?

The Finals are so over I just saw a Puerto Rican child wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers 2018 NBA World Champions shirt on CNN.