Yeah, but you have to admit he’s not actually a bad person - just annoying as hell to grown-ups. Think about it: he’s not mean, spiteful, a bully, sexist, racist, taking cocaine and crashing cars, being a dick on twitter, or anything else actually bad. He’s just a compilation of all MySpace’s worst teenage poetry and…

Yeah, that’s a good point. He’s like “so I want to live on my own,” and she’s like, “that’s nice, honey,” then a bit later he’s like “so doing my own grocery shopping is stressful,” and she’s like “welcome back, honey, I made you a sandwich.” Just kids being kids.

By only apologising for the “cunt” part of the tweet, and not the actual content of it (which is the important part), she effectively is doubling down on the actual message. A message which is generally retweeted with each of the many, many articles that’s written about it.

This crap happend like a week ago. Nobody gives a shit about this anymore.

Ivanka is a cunt, for the record.

damnit. it’s not fair. this routine is still fucking gold.

Ivana is stuck in 1992. She hasn’t changed her style since then. She’s even still wearing a French manicure with the thick white tips! She’s in desperate need of a make-over.

Muffins are just cupcakes without frosting.

Props to Colbert, and also to Tig Notaro for making a point during her segment to acknowledge Monica Lewinsky as a person, not just “that woman.”

But, her handbags!

Me, shoveling donuts first thing in the morning: ‘What? I’m being healthy!’

i love that if you support trump:

Oh, god. I forgot about the Biden/Hill mess. So I went Googling and JFC, Joe... ugh. Would these guys have a stroke if “I’m sorry” passed through their lips?

Don’t lose sight of this:

Can we stop infantilizing 2o somethings?

well i feel safe!!!! Amazing job all around guys, Way to sweep of the mean streets a lot of folks who take care of plants. Phew! Close one.. for all i knwo they are raising plants that hate real americans and will seek us out and strangle us in our sleep. The world is much better off with these monsters not taking…

The massively militarized raid is so much fucking propaganda. Being an ICE officer is an insanely safe job; to my knowledge, literally zero ICE officers have been killed on duty while carrying out immigration enforcement inside the United States. The suggestion that they needed fucking body armor and K-9s and all of…

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Did not know traditional Japanese garb included fedoras... *mind boggled*