Look at that guy in the red pants!! Who is he? does he have an official position?

“Dame Judi Dench may not have balls but at least she’s relieved of the burden of having to think with them!” <- an approximation.

Helium can alleviate such pains but damn, if she knows what rosemary is and is for I’d be amazed.

“cheap Ferrari bodykit loses race fight with decency.”

What this is is an ad for home security systems.

Meatballs! The best meat balls are made by hand! Serious. A solid pound of 80/20 can make at least ten, perhaps a dozen meatballs.

Besides, the more they dance the better they’ll taste when society has to inevitably consume itself starting with the children!!1

So when I bomb some brown people and then get shot down I can become an American Patriot? Shit, why aren’t we all patriots?!

Our friend Michelle Bachmann!

Did you see that ad about how her daughter was running up and down the aisle until she stopped and then puked on mom? Precious, right?

That’s Theresa May?

A black woman that’s tired of your shit?  yeah, they’re a rare species!1

I mean it’s basically waving your dick around. You’d think Trump woudl have some experience with that.

Hey, somebody that’s going to spend the rest of their life in prison was the final say to select Mike Dense as VP.

~ “Like an upskirt in Tennis, it’s gonna happen but the entire social structure will turn liberal after so many deaths.”

Consider that the closest Starbucks is within three hundred yards and the closest “Whatever they want to call themselves” is about four miles away on Aurora I’m just glad I don’t drink coffee. I mean anybody remember Diva’s?

When I was a kid, like five or six, KFC used to have chicken nuggets and they were damn good.

Since when was bombing poor people and then getting shot down heroic?

Happy Birthday Lego!

Incidentally, “unwrapping the beef” is the kinda term we use when somebody was in an accident where the front of the car winds up at the back of the car.