Meatballs! The best meat balls are made by hand! Serious. A solid pound of 80/20 can make at least ten, perhaps a dozen meatballs.

Besides, the more they dance the better they’ll taste when society has to inevitably consume itself starting with the children!!1

So when I bomb some brown people and then get shot down I can become an American Patriot? Shit, why aren’t we all patriots?!

Our friend Michelle Bachmann!

Did you see that ad about how her daughter was running up and down the aisle until she stopped and then puked on mom? Precious, right?

That’s Theresa May?

A black woman that’s tired of your shit?  yeah, they’re a rare species!1

I mean it’s basically waving your dick around. You’d think Trump woudl have some experience with that.

Hey, somebody that’s going to spend the rest of their life in prison was the final say to select Mike Dense as VP.

~ “Like an upskirt in Tennis, it’s gonna happen but the entire social structure will turn liberal after so many deaths.”

Consider that the closest Starbucks is within three hundred yards and the closest “Whatever they want to call themselves” is about four miles away on Aurora I’m just glad I don’t drink coffee. I mean anybody remember Diva’s?

When I was a kid, like five or six, KFC used to have chicken nuggets and they were damn good.

Since when was bombing poor people and then getting shot down heroic?

Happy Birthday Lego!

Incidentally, “unwrapping the beef” is the kinda term we use when somebody was in an accident where the front of the car winds up at the back of the car.

 It’s Pittsburgh. I’m sure somebody else has made the point that there might be an actual improvement in basic awareness sans Gazette.

Meghan McCain gleaning praise and what-not from her father having died for the next umpteen years is enough to make any decent person yak.

They aren’t able to stop it. Seriously, there’s no conspiracy here.

 You hate mint chocolate..

Man, I hate to do it, but how many knots do you think we could get from her if we turned her into the wind?