Doesn’t say much for the KKK or other white nationalist movements that a dim-witted huckster has to be the standard-bearer.

The real conspiracy theory!

Aww, honey bees won’t hurt you. It’s those yellow jacket bastards you have to worry about!

And the check is in the mail!

Apparently (so I’ve heard) certain videos are titled to certain niches but because it’s just your standard genre it can skew the result.

Just watch, she’ll get mugged by a brown guy and that day will live in infamy.

Booze. Trust me.

Lt. Frank Drebin : …

Slow news day..

I’m sure it’s been done to death but her “natural woman” made me a fan.

Nobody said anything about the meat being cooked or nitrates or something. It’s good enuf for Roberts.

Brace for Impact.

This schmuck! I remember reading about him. He reminds of that bit of timeless about sitting by the river long enough.

It’s totally not a joke that the garlic sauce can save all.

“So if both my server and myself forget the beer I ordered does that equal the amount of two trains meeting in albuquerque at 5:45 a.m.?”

Good God in fuck -> There is no way he’s running or going; it’s just press.

Not to be too cynical but he’s ‘Uncle Joe!’

“When do I get in the tub w/grapes?”

Dear Maria,

Why ya’ll gotta hate on Carly Fiorina? I mean she just (nearly) drove HP into the ground and they’re only now recovering. Hell, my folks just bought an HP laptop from Costco and damn if that thing is pretty damn well put together; it’s a miracle! HP can still do things!