Five times in eight years! Give ‘em a chance!

Ah yes, the rest of the country is sweltering but here in the PNW we have weeks of clouds and rain and seventy degrees! Pants are just coming back!

 Way back, like ten years ago, a friend would come by after work. One of us would have a bottle and we’d watch something or other, like “Rescue Me.” He’d already be somewhat drunk and would just pass out on the couch. I would leave and steal up to the 7-11 to buy smokes.

I’ve only played zero thus far but didn’t you put out a list of which ones to play and skip?

Eh, I’m glad global warming will kill us all, this kind of shit has got to be reigned in dagnabbiT!

And Buckwheat was our man in Beverly Hills Cop III.

 Ha! you should see my big toenail after losing it traumatically. Remember that scene in ‘No Country for Old Men’ when whatshisname had to pick bits of cloth out of his wound? Yeah, imagine picking bits of gravel and grass out of the bloody part of your under-toe, while still drunk. It’s a miracle I still have a foot.

The original Mission Impossible movie is still up there with the great action movies. But that was more of a team effort than just Cruise tempting fate. I’m surprised it wasn’t him that dove out of that airplane at 25,000 feet without a parachute.

*clink*

“Feed him to the corgis.”

There was an article in the paper yesterday about goddamn “Proud Boys” and hwo their tactics *might* not engender a positive response throughout the community.

Eh, Karl Urban does a good job but it just doesn’t have that insane whimsy..

See that’s when you just say ‘fukit’ and sit in the river with the beer.

I remember reading something about spiders like — imagine you’re standing next to a whale covered in a blanket. It’s going to be making a bunch of noise and it’s probably going to freak you out and you’re not even a spider!

Get Shannen Doherty to do it, I mean you’re not gonna --mean thing-- that you looked into so hey!

It’s that little lingering feeling, when you’re half-awake, that something just might reach up and touch your foot hanging over the bed.

But, but bears! and the dogs that keep the bears away but then turn on you!

Right, sure, I’ve got you both. When you live on the second (third?) floor and it’s eighty degrees you try to wear as little clothing as possible but...eww.

 When I was playing Track&Field my sophomore year I heard the most hideous scream. It was the from one of the football players.