You guys really depress the heck out of me! I had some witty retort about power and life and blah-blah-blah but damn.

I’d call it some degree of despair and just distancing yourself from social media.

That’s adorable!

My plan was leave home which I did the day after I graduated (class of ‘00) and moved in with a friend. We spent a year just indulging in hedonism and enjoying life then he moved back home and left me for a few months (before he died in a car wreck).

Dear Anna,

I am all about compromise!

Oh, okay. How about she just cuts his goddamn head off and sinks a 3pt. She can consume the rest of his organs later.

Oh sure, we sold it the Soviet Union for 195 bucks a pop but you? you can go fuck yourself citizen!

passing a kidney stone would be the closest he’d ever get to a sexual experience.

She’d be the one telling to make you sure you cut your lawn within the accepted length <—because we don’t anybody getting too looong, that might invite the Devil!

AT&T called me twice in the past few days. I just picked up and yelled “BRIBE MICHAEL COHEN MORE YOU *****!!” They have not called me back.

Becky Hammon should invite Skip Bayless to her inaugural game, rip out his liver, and then consume it right there on the court.

checkmate.

Ebert had Siskel killed when he deviated form his agenda!

 The irony being that poor whites are, far and away, the perpetrators or otherwise in furtherance of theft. They also benefit the most from social programs but let’s not refer to as national socialism because, well..

They’re breeding! Like an ant colony! We need to pour *checks notes* Molten Aluminium; that or the troops can take care of them.

Maggie.

TBF, when you’re in a rush and eating with your helmet on, I could understand the staff wanting a laugh at your (my) expense.

By law and legal precedent you cannot utilize wined and dined minus 69'ed.