Say what you want about movies based on board games (though they almost always suck), but Clue was fantastic.

It’s the Shaq Attack!!!! ‘Cause Shaq is Back! And... uh... I saw Steel with my family. This was our conversation afterward:

“So, that’s a comic book character?”
“Yeah, he’s a friend of Superman.”
“I don’t like Superman anymore.”

When I was 11 years old. I went to the official Nintendo Pokemon League Mall Tour...thingy. I wrote about it a little bit here.

Martin has also been nominated for a Golden Globe® for his role of Lester Nygaard in “Fargo”

I was too angry at how trigger happy he was to save him. Fuck that guy.

I want some damn Lovecraft monsters on this show. We’re past due for a show about Lovecraft’s writings, and it would fit perfectly with this show.

You sir are so very wrong about Die Hard. Hans Gruber was a genius mastermind supercriminal. He had every angle covered. Every angle except one American Cop/Cowboy!!

And they’re still going to run interferometer tests to see if it creates a warp field, which if that checks out, this will be the holy grail. This will give us the stars. If confirmed, i reserve the right to go absolutely batshit insane with glee.

Even if the warp part doesn’t check out, it may not have given us the…

Can you imagine trying to co-write something with Frank Miller?

Looks like Frank already burned through his Sin City 2 advance.

Hah! Oh, wow! And to think, all these projects Miller has worked on in the last decade has been mere foreplay. Simply setting the tone for this, his grand release!

Temuera Morrison (Jango) is actually part Maori, the native people of New Zealand.

Luckily Penny Dreadful has satisfied my cravings for a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen TV show. And, if they were to ever reboot the League as a movie, John Hurt would be an excellent Alan Quartermaine, especially since he’d probably say yes.

I started playing AD&D in January of 1981. When this movie came out, I had expectations of seeing humans and elves fighting across the World of Greyhawk against unspeakable evils. The unspeakable evil was the movie itself.

Hah! Your question falsely presupposes I’m not already ashamed of the things I enjoy.

Ugh.

I’m glad to see the gear changes. It respects the time a player puts into the old gear and also will just allow for more variation instead of everyone having essentially the same builds at the higher levels.

Ah, I just remembered another great one. It isn’t mine, but I remember it from an old EGM letters column. Somebody wrote in to say that they had hooked up their Xbox mic to their stereo so they could play music over voice chat in Halo 2. They would play the entire match with the Vengaboys’ “We Like to Party” playing…