Or Duke Nukem?

Eh....within reason. Delayed by a year or so? Okay, cool, no problem. Delayed for a decade like Last Guardian? Sorry, but I lost interest a long time ago.

When you said “from the past two decades” i kept thinking you must be wrong because Zelda didnt exist yet back then! After all, two decades ago means early eighties!

What she did is beyond wrong, but the thing that sucks here is that we have to pay for her ridiculously high, 40 year, incarceration cost and, yet, you and I weren’t even involved. I’m getting pretty sick of, literally, paying for every fool’s poor decisions. The “lock her up and throw away the key” mentality has a…

Q: Did the mistakes you made when you were a kid involve you shooting a person with a gun? (y/n)

If you have answered “y” for the above question, please report to a local police station and tell them about it. Your past probably SHOULD be haunting you.

(I kinda get whatcha mean though. But she fuckin' killed a guy.)

Meanwhile she’ll be a drain on the American tax system her entire life, even after she gets out, since at 58 with no work history or education and a murder conviction hanging over her head not even fast food will hire her.

OMG GUN VIOLENCE. No, this is about committing selfish acts. KARMA

As long as those barrels are empty, is all.

Can’t blame Nintendo for saying no.

Play FFXV first to avoid spoilers and to engage in discussions about the game. Then, after being thoroughly disappointed, play Dragon Quest.

Man that is all kinds of throwing bricks in glass houses.

I kinda wonder how many angry, mistaken emails Supergiant Games has gotten since Overwatch’s release.

Which is odd because people are typically void of life while they’re a teenager.

I wish Hironobu would one day make a luxurious JRPG-themed clothing brand called “Saka Gucci”.

Yeah I got that too! $90! Totally worth it to play Stick of Truth again on PS4.

I always wondered: why nobody asks them about the towns/cities and if there are non story-essential NPCs to interact with? I mean, my biggest dissappointment in FF13 was the lack of breathing towns and people to talk to (followed by linearity). I still remember walking around Kalm or Balamb, talking to people and…

.....they said, 15 years ago.

You really think they’d make a Zelda game with no story. Okay I guess you could say the NES games had minimal story but not in the decades since. They said they were purposely not showing any of the villages or dungeons at E3 to avoid spoiling the story.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario