Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.

“He was the kind of guy who would do this” is exactly what has kept a lot of innocent people behind bars for years.

Oh good, that means we can expect I09 to be full of click bait garbage like this.

hence why so many bars have chalkboard (or hell, digital) displays. keg tabbed, board erased, boom. And yes, many bars I go to print out menus every day. Or at the very least a board saying “out of X”

No more so than the bartender/establishment that fails to erase tapped beers or unavailables from the menu so I have to re-decide.

Right on. Let’s go Royals!

They did not replace the Cubs winning the World Series.

Hah! Joke’s on you, my coworker turned me down before we even had a chance to start dating and eventually break up.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

What is this? An IMAX for ants?

Flight? How Quaint.

So you’re going to vote for an old Communist or a boring liar? Who’s the crazy one?

Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

Boy, is he red-faced.

That was her father, though, who didn't want the prenup because when they got together Lachey was the bigger star.

I doubt she would have much a career today had it not been for Newlyweds, so I call bullshit on that.

As I just posted, the freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from the consequences of the words one chooses.

I really think that what happened to the Dixie Chicks should be a key point in rebuttal to the people, and that often posted cartoon, that thinks that “freedom of speech” as a concept only applies to issues of government censorship.