My suggestion from living in a downtown area: Don’t enter an intersection unless you’re certain you can clear it before the light changes. The downtown area gets clogged up at rush hour, and I can’t count the times people have creeped into an intersection when the traffic ahead of them isn’t moving, and ended up…

It happens when only the middle seats are left. Granted, it’s rare, but on a few occasions couples have asked me to move from my aisle seat to a middle seat so they can sit together. Nothing like telling them no, and then sitting next to one of them for a few hours.

If you want to roll the dice by leaving your belt on when going through the metal detector, and it goes off, you should have to go back to the end of the line.

My Soutwest gripe, if I’m alone and seated in an aisle or window seat, don’t aske me to give it up so you can sit with your significant other. I’ll gladly move for parents with children, but you can go for 90 minutes with not being seated next to your boyfriend/girlfriend.  Learn to be apart.

Every time I’m in the Pre-check line and see someone get turned away at the TSA agent because they’re not pre-check, I can guarantee they’re going to be the slowest person to get through regular security.

I’m willing to forgive anyone who’s stressed about making a tight connection, but I really can’s stand being seated in the aisle seat and having someone standing directly over me for the 10 minutes it takes for the folks in front of us to get moving.

I’m more than happy to help parents with young kids or the elderly, but able bodied adults should just learn to only pack what you’re able to maneuver in and out of the overhead bin by yourself.

Sour cream is my go to replacement for milk in mac-n-cheese.  It lasts so much longer in my fridge, and it makes the mac-n-cheese much thicker.  The sour flavor is really mild in the end.

This is some genius level strategy to set up a few hosts to fail so the actual long term pick has a much lower bar to clear going forward. Levar or whoever doesn’t have to face Trebek comparisons, they just have to be generally uncontroversial and likable for a late afternoon syndicated trivia show and be better than…

A recording of yourself having sex belongs in here somewhere.

The scene works to completely up the stakes compared to the first Avengers movie. Thanos snuffs out Loki, the main villain of the first Avengers. He defeats the Hulk, the hero who originally beat the crap out of Loki in hand to hand combat without even using the power of the infinity gauntlet. And finally, he takes…

Dumb question here, could he play lacrosse while wearing a helmet from another sport, like football or hockey?  Is there such a significant difference between the protections/functionality of the helmets among these sports that he’s just shit out of luck?

Any systemic changes that don’t include ranked choice voting for national elections won’t see any real reforms.  It’s the only way to challenge the two party duopoly.

This holds true for single-sex leagues where the players have a wide variety of athletic talent as well. We all just want to get out there and swing a softball bat in between sipping beers, and no one is handing out scholarships or professional contracts.

Ahh tax evasion. During my brief unremarkable stint as a waiter, I was let known that so long as you were reporting tips of around 10-12%, management wouldn’t question it. Of course if the IRS came around, they might have questioned why I was making around 15% on my credit card tips and 5% on my cash tips.

Porter re-injuring himself in the SEC basketball tournament would be the most Mizzou thing to happen ever.

Feeling embarrassment involves some sense of pride or shame, which I would assume is sorely lacking in the White House.

I get about one or two of these a month at my first.last@gmail address. If it’s a person sending the email, I’ll usually respond, but it’s really frustrating getting automated emails with no way to immediately opt out without getting into the account. There was one site where I had to create an account just so I could…

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find the first mention of ranked choice voting. It’s not a panacea, but it’s the only viable option I’ve heard to break up the two party duopoly.

I like the variety of craft beers, but there’s definitely a line between a beer I enjoying having one glass of at a bar, and a beer I can drink all day bought in a six pack. What’s ironic is that the beers I’ll only have one of at a bar is either the craft beer variety, or a can of the truly shit beers (Hamms, Old…